Got Autism? Why we should all drink more milk

This article is still being written, here's an exceprt. In 2008 PETA released their very infamous campaign that claims that drinking milk would lead to the increased chance that your child has autism. So obviously by this very fact based logic and from the philosophy of Autism Spreaders like you and me; we should all drink gallons and gallons of milk.

To bring my autism to the very highest power and pure concentration that it can be I started drinking five gallons of milk a day. Man I can feel the autism pulsing in my veins from it. Here at Autism Spreaders, no matter what it is, if it can spread the autism, we'll take it! Drinking all this sweet, sweet, autism liquid has really given me the power to make my liquid autism stronger. And remember: liquid autism, it's hereditary!

Though this was used as a scare tactic, we think that this should be an encouraging statement. People think that if you don't have autism, and you drink milk that it would "give" you autism. Though this has no scientific link and the main study was that it would cause people to have "leaky gut