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Got Autism? Why we should all drink more milk

In 2008 PETA released their very infamous campaign that claims that drinking milk would lead to the increased chance that your child has autism. So obviously by this very fact based logic and from the philosophy of Autism Spreaders like you and me; we should all drink gallons and gallons of milk.

To bring my autism to the very highest power and pure concentration that it can be I started drinking five gallons of milk a day. Man I can feel the autism pulsing in my veins from it. Here at Autism Spreaders, no matter what it is, if it can spread the autism, we'll take it! Drinking all this sweet, sweet, autism liquid has really given me the power to make my liquid autism stronger. And remember: liquid autism, it's hereditary!

Though this was used as a scare tactic, we think that this should be an encouraging statement. People think that if you don't have autism, and you drink milk that it would "give" you autism. Though this has no scientific link and the main study was that milk could potential lead people with autism to have leaky gut syndrome. Not that milk will give you autism.

But, what if it did give you autism? Or in our case, amplified your autism which would be great for us and our mission and gives autism to more people! So naturally, one of our employees decided to take one for the team and drink 12 consecutive gallons of milk to see if it would give him an autism boost, as we decided to coin and name it.

Here's some of his notes that he said from the experience and how he think it helped him boost his autism.Unfortunately, we were not able to get his exact words on the experience for, some, unknown, reason but believe me it really amplified his autism...! So much so that it landed him in the hospital, from, something. So let's all get the sparklers from the back of our pockets and jump up and down and say thanks PETA (something I don't think any normal person would say) for giving us that insight and go into our submissions form to see your own milk drinking story and tell us if it amplified your autism!