Do You Have Autism?

Well obviously, why else would you be here? And if you don't have autism? Well that will change soon enough. Here at Autism Spreaders we're committed to spreading autism as far and wide as we can and to get rid of the stigma that we're all just nerds and geeks that are social inept and don't know what expression to make. Of which is false propaganda made by Autism Spreaders evil twin, Un-autism Spreaders. Be careful if I cough, you might catch the enigma and horrendous tism.

Nutty health-moms and diet coke heads like to tell us that every little thing that you do will give you autism and say that for a fact, that it's a bad thing. But why is it a bad thing when we can all have enthusiasm together about the interests that seemingly no one else seems to care about! But it doesn't matter because the more autism, the better.

Liquid Autism is the Future

It seems that we've come to a point where the public is being told about the very top-secret and little know, infamous, liquid autism. RFK jr. certainly found that out when he came in contact with the one and only liquid autism that he discovered in his medicine cabinet while he was sick with the flu and felt that he was focusing a little bit to much on that one water-logged tile on his ceiling from his Tylenol. A nexus to our very theory. But that's not the only place you can find liquid autism...liquid autism, it's hereditary!

And you, autistic individual, can make your very own liquid autism that you already have

Spread More Autism

So what's that point? As was stated in our name, out mission is to spread autism through very a serious means and to spread awareness of those with the ever elusive and dangerous autism. Yes, but the more the merrier. Fear not, soon we will all have the spreading!

Did you know that people with autism of all levels are able to have the same receptors in their brains as the weird people who call themselves normal? Well the autism will get spread somewhere near you and you won't have to guess, you will know.